1. clientsfromhell:

    Me: “What browser are you on?”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “Google Chrome?”

    Client: “No, just regular Google.”

    Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “No.”

    Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

    Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

    Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

    (via superwhoavenger)

    bite-me-assbutt:

    angemicwings:

    my-dp-is-misleading:

    danneelackels:

    #double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho

    and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created

    bitchesters

    Bitching People

    Judging Things

    The Family Business

    (Source: out-in-the-open, via wellgoodriddance)

  2. 1103-bakers-street:

    cryingbloodviolently:

    redpancla:

    when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

    image

    I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

    HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

    I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

    I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

    armadildo

    (Source: nerdjpg, via wellgoodriddance)

  3. kobetyrant:

    ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

    Blue ivy in 25 years…

    (via amilka)

    hiddlesfeelings:

    WHOEVER MADE THIS GIFSET, THANK YOU!

    (Source: sebastixnstan, via petprouvaire)

    Avatar: The Last Airbender Rewatch
    Favorite moments: The poor cabbage merchant who can’t catch a break

    (via petprouvaire)

  4. pasni-c:

    thegirl0nfire:

    don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

    DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

    don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

    dont make friends

    glad we sorted that out guys

    You only need tumblr anyways… They never leave me…

    (Source: littlemoretouchmearchive, via petprouvaire)

  5. the-little-house-of-morons:

    cearalucaya:

    aquaticslime:

    the-little-house-of-morons:

    Ok so this is going to sound stupid as shit to most people but holy shit, when I see children/baby clothes I get so confused.  Beyond reasoning.   I even ask things like “why is doll clothes so expensive holy shit’ or “do children actually exist or is this clothing for gnomes?”  I don’t understand.  The tiny clothes, just… THE TINY CLOTHES.  LOOK.  IT’S A WAISTCOAT FOR A 1 YEAR OLD.  WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME.  It’S A TINy SuiT FOR BABIES.  WHY.

    Don’t try to put logic into this.  I KNOW that formal wear is required for like.. weddings, church n shit.  but LOOK AT THE PHOTo.  LOOK AT THE TinY FULL OUTFIT.  IT”sSO FUNNY tO me.

    they’re for lITTLE BABY BUSINESS PEOPLE OMFG

    V begged for me to add these. I’m so sorry.

    "susan, rechedule my 9 o’clock meeting. I just shit my pants."

    "Johnny, find out what this peek-a-boo asshole wants. He keeps kidnapping my family and giving them back"

    "JERRY. I JUST TOOK A NAP. AND I’M STILL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT."

    "LOOK. JOHNSON. PULL THIS OFF, AND YOU’LL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WHEELS BY NEXT WEEK."

    "Don’t try to bullshit me Johnson, I wasn’t born yesterday. I was born four months ago."

    "Man, you should see me secretary’s rack. Lunch for DAYS."

    "Alright mark, let’s talk numbers. But keep in mine that I can only count to five."

    "TELL IAN I’M NOT SIGNING THE AGREEMENT UNTIL HE GIVES ME MY NOSE BACK"

    "SUSAN. I’M MEETING THE CEO AT THE AIRPORT. CALL FOR MY TRICYCLE"

    "JOHNSON GET IN HERE. I CAN’T EAT THIS WITHOUT THE PLANE SOUND."

    "WE NEED TO MEET OUR PUKE QUOTA"

    "MOMMY ISN’T STRESSED ENOUGH AND WE’RE HITTING OUR DEADLINE"

    "AIDEN. AIDEN. LISTEN TO ME. GIVE ME THE JUICE"

    "CLARISEE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I NEED THIS PACIFIER"

    "DAMMIT JIMMY I NEED THAT PLAYDATE FOR TOMORROW’

    I am

    legit in fucking

    tears

    baby business people ahahahahah

    (via timelorddork)

    kingsleyyy:

    wickedwitchoftheeastcollins:

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    The Supernatural fandom has proved my point

    (Source: brandonazalea, via petprouvaire)

  6. boopercy:

    fillelune:

    things i learned in ancient greek art today:

    • Achilles had a gay lover 
    • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
    • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
    • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

    sounds like high school

    (Source: aavec, via timelorddork)